(Source: crosstheline)

urban dictionary game rules:

- go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.

- post the first definition it gives you.

-pick the first meaning that comes up, not the one you want to choose.

1. your name: Brittney Burns 

A girl that commonly gets mistaken for a slut or being easy, but often is a smart and beautiful person. She knows what she is talking about and can be very wise. 
The nicest sweetes person you will ever meet 
She is always there for you. 
Females whose parents thought the name was beautiful. Mostly over used in the 13-27 year old age bracket. Often mistaken as a slut most brittney’s dispise the name for the confusion that they are whores 
A female name, most commonly used in America for girls born in the 80’s and 90’s. Usually a very unique and outgoing person who makes friends with everyone. Commonly mistaken as a slut (by jealous women) because they often have more friends of the opposite sex (usually football players, wrestlers, swim team hotties, and other types jocks) 
Brittney’s are usually that girl who dates the QB and gets homecomeing queen. They are also the adventurous type (ex. sky diving, bungee jumping) 
They fall for men easily and hate being descibed as a whore

2. your age: 16

Legal age for fucking in the UK.

3. one of your friends?: Lauren

a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .

4. what should you be doing?: homework

a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor

 5. favorite color?: Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6. month of birth?: November

The month in which the sexiest people are born (especially since most were concieved in february-the month of love-9 months earlier)

7. the last person you talked to?: Emily

slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual

8. one of your nicknames?: Butney

A generalised word for a corset wearing female with a large bottom.

9. your surname?: Burns

1.) A word used to describe someone of extreme dashing. 2.) Anyone with a high level of chivalry.

1. Last beverage: iced tea

2. Last phone call: Uncle

3. Last text message: emily

4. Last song you listened to: I run to you

5. Last time you cried: today

SIX HAVE YOU EVER’s

6. Dated someone twice: nope

7. Been cheated on: not tht i know of

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: yes

 9. Lost someone special: yeah

10. Been depressed: i think so

11. Had a friend turn on you: yes

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS: blue; pink; green; orange

HAVE YOU:

12. Made new friends: yeahh

13. Fallen out of love: not really

14. Laughed until you cried: yupp

15. Met someone who changed you: kind of

16. Found out who your true friends were: i think

17. Found out someone was talking about you: yupp

19. How many people on your facebook friend’s list do you know in real life: Most of them

20. How many kids do you want to have: none

22. Do you want to change your name: Nah

23. What did you do for your last birthday: Went to applebees with people?

24. What time did you wake up today: 6 am

25. What were you doing at midnight last night:sleeping?

26. Name something you CANNOT wait for: To get my liscense

27. Last time you saw your father: A while ago

28. One thing you wish you could change about your life? Alot

29. What are you listening to right now: Rockstar- nickelback

30. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yeah

 31. What’s getting on your nerves right now: Nothing really

32. Most visited webpage: Facebook & Tumblr.

ABOUT ME: 33. What’s your name: Brittney

34. Nicknames: Buttney

35.Who do you trust the most in life? no one

36.Do you want any more piercings? yes

37.Do you enjoy school? Nope

38.Favorite brand? Idk

40.Is there anything you wish you could change? Yes

41.Is there that ONE PERSON that makes you mad everyday? Not reallly

42.Are you close with your parents? Not really

43.Are you a quiet person that takes “bullshit”? Sometimes

44.Is there one thing about your everyday life you hate? yess

45.How old are you? 16

1. Are you ready for a long survey that actually has some new questions? 

Yeah, sure.

2. Have you kissed someone in 2010 that means a lot to you?  

i dont think so, really.

3. How did you get your last bruise? 

Intoxicatedness.

4. Is there someone where you instantly smile when you receive a message from them?  

Yes.

5. Where was your default picture taken? 

My basement

6. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having:

It was kind f boring.

7. Are you disappointed in anyone? 

 Myself.

8. If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean? 

 Alot of things.

9. What were you doing at 3am this morning? 

Sleeping.

10. Have you made a mistake this past week? 

Not really.

11. Is there anything from your past that you’d like to try again? 

Yeahh

12. Will this weekend be a good one? 

Maybe

13. Where is your biological father right now?

 No clue, maybe Barrington?

14. Do you think your life story would make a great movie? 

Yeah, i guess so

15. Is your room clean? 

Kind of

16. How many tattoos do you want to get?

Like one or two

17. What is the latest you’ve stayed up in the past week? 

Two in the am?

18. Do you like being around a large group of friends, or a best friend? 

A couple best friends

19. Where’s your phone right now? 

Next to me

20. Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever?

Yesss

21. Have you ever fallen asleep while texting someone?

Yes

22. Who was your last missed call from? 

Marissa

23. If you had to get a piercing right now, what would it be? 

My second holes in my ear, or An Industrial.

24. What woke you up this morning?

Nothing

25. You hugged someone yesterday, didn’t you?

maybe

26. Have you ever been cheated on? 

Not that i know of.

27. Who was your last text from? 

Emily

28. What are you sick of?

People

29. Could you date someone taller than you? 

Yes

30. Next time you will kiss someone? 

No clue

31. Are you mad at anyone? 

Not Really

32. Are you mean? 

Sometimes I can be

33. What should you be doing right now? 

Homework

34. Are you hurting anywhere? 

Yes

35. Is your Christmas tree taller than you?

Yup

36. Who was the last person you yelled at? 

No clue.

37. Give me a random lyric from the song you’re listening to? 

“i know your gonna walk away, and leave me with the price to pay”

38. Do you regret doing anything this week? 

Nope.

39. Last annoying moment?

No clue

40. Name something you wouldn’t want to buy used?

idk

41. What makes you happy at this moment?

Nothing

What color are your eyes?

Blue

Are you okay with your ex being friends with your good friends?

Sure

Do you find it easier to forgive or forget? 

Forgive.

Do you hate being alone?

Yes

Do you like competition? 

Sometimes

What was the first thing you thought this morning?

I dont feel good

Answer True or False 

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? True

Q: Been arrested? False

Q: Held a snake? True

Q: Been suspended from school? False

Q: Sang karaoke? True

Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do? True

Q: Laughed until you started crying? True

Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue?  True

Q: Kissed in the rain? false

Q: Sang in the shower? True

Q: Sat on a roof top? True

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True

Q: Broken a bone? False

Q: Shaved your head? False

Q: Played a prank on someone? True

Q: Shot a gun? True

Q: Donated Blood? False

LAST PERSON. 

1. You hung out with? My dog LOL

2. You texted? Emily

3. You were in a car with? Emily

4. Went to the movies with? Emily & Kate

5. Person you went shopping with? Marissa, Her mom, And My Aunt

6. You talked on the phone to? Idk

7. Made you laugh? Uncle

8. You hugged? Emily?

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY… 

1. Sun or moon?  Moon

2. Winter or Fall?  Fall

3. Left or Right?  Right

4. Sunny or rainy?  Sunny

5. Where do you live? New Jersey

6. Club or pub?  Pub

7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on?  Yes

8. Do you want to get married? Most Likely

9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

10. Are you afraid of commitment? Idk

25 FIRSTS ….. 

1.Who was your first prom date? No one 

2. Who was your first roommate? No One Yet

4. What was your first job? Mr.Auto Cashier

6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? Uhm when i was 6 or 7

7. Who was your first grade teacher? Defillipo

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Wisconsin? LOL

10. When did you sneak out of your house for the first time? Freshmen Year?

11. Who WAS your first best friend? Marisssa

12. Who was your first best friend during high school? Marissa, Alissa, and lauren

13. Where was your first sleepover? Idk

14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Lauren, Emily, or Marissa

15. Whose wedding were you in the first time? No Ones

16. What’s the first thing you did when you got up this morning? Nothing

17. What was the first concert you went to? Jonas Brothers

18. What was the last concert you went to? I dont remember the Last concert i went into; prob Jonas brother. But the last concer for tailgating- Rascal flats

19. First tattoo or piercing? Idk

20. First celebrity crush? Idk

21. Current celebrity crush? I got a Couple

22. First crush? LOL

25. First time you tied your shoe laces? 1st or 2nd grade LOL

(Source: drapetomania)

Who was the last male you texted, and how do you know him?
uhm, coryy?

Were you single on your last birthday?
yup

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Nope.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes.

Do you talk a lot?
Sometimes.

Are you happy with life at the moment?
Not Entirely.

Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like?
I dont like anybody.

Have you ever met someone who is amazing?
Yes.

It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who is it?
A man whore?.

Are your nails painted?
Toes.

Last time you were really happy?
Idk.

Does someone love you?
Nope.

Does your ex have a job?
I dunno.

Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
Nope.

Do you wish that you were somewhere else right now?

Yes.

Have you ever slept in a car?
Yup.

Do you trust anyone right now?
Nah.


Has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
Nope.

Have you fallen asleep in someone’s arms recently?
Nope.

Have you found someone you really like?
Nah.

Have you seen anyone you knew and purposely avoided them?
Yeah.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Nah.

Do you have children?
Nooo.

Who are all of your texts from in your inbox?
Emily, Cory, Uncle, Nick, Marissa, Dom.

Are you currently falling for someone?
Nope, i wish.

How did you get your last bruise?
I have a billion bruises right now.

Do you like reading?
Sometimes.

What are your plans for this weekend?
This weekend is basically over.

Is there someone who means alot to you?
Not right now i dont think..

Have you kissed someone in 09 that means a lot to you?
At the time.

When was the last time you slept more then 8 hours?
Last night.

Have you ever stayed up until 7:30 in the morning?
Yeah.

What’s the most amount of people you kissed in one night?
2.

Do you like going out in the weekends or staying at home?
Going out.

What was the last thing that didn’t go according to plan?
Everything.

Would/Do you let your friends drive your car?
Nahh, Not now.

Who’s one person you can tell anything to?
Nobody.

Has anyone ever won you a stuff animal?
Nope.

Have you ever wanted to go to a concert/show but it was sold out? What show?
Idk.

What is one thing you need to buy right now?
idk.

When was the last time you got a shot?
Forever ago.

Has somebody ever broken something that belong to you? How did you react?
Yes, and depending what it was. But id probably get angry.

Have you ever gone out in public wearing your pj’s?
Yeah.

Are Sunday’s your chill day?
Everyday is Basically chill day. Because Life sucks.

Have you ever been the cause of two people who were fighting?
Yes.

Did you ever try the cereal Special K?
Nope.

Think of the last person you kissed, was it memorable?
HAHAHA. It wasnt really that memorable.

Who do you think is hotter, Ben Stiller or Jim Carrey?
Neitherr.

Are you one of those chicks that are always wearing a hoodie?
Not really.

You are seeing a guy for 5 months, you find out he’s “seeing” someone else, do you care?
Yes.

The first time you smoked, did you cough like a fool?
Uhm, I coughed a little bit.

Would you say guys like you more because you’re hot, funny, or nice?
Guys dont like me.

When you were younger did you have a Neopets account?
YES! LOL

When was the last time you actually went on that site?
A long time ago.

Why do you think some girls sleep with every tom dick and harry?
No clue.?

If you had to pick, which name would you name your child, laura or lauren?
uhm idk„ Lauren?

What about boys, brian or benji?
Brian.

Would you be more likely to be considered outgoing or shy by your classmates?
I’m Shy in school.

Would it be any different if it was your friends who were answering that?
Probably.

Who do you think it prettier, Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock?
Sandra Bullock.

Why is that guys can fuck around and its cool, but when girls do it they’re sluts?
No Clue, But i dont think it should be like that.

Would you rather live without your facebook or tumblr?
Tumblrr.

Do you get more compliments on your bum or boobs?
Boobs.

Have you ever held an uncommon pet before (ex: mouse, spider, snake,lizard)?
Yes.

Would you rather eat only cereal or only toast for the rest of your life?
Cereal.

Would you rather go shopping or get high as fuck with friends?
Shopping.

Have you even been to a drive in movies?
Nope.

Do you like 80’s movies such as; Pretty in Pink, The Breakfest Club, Stand by Me, etc?
I guess.

Is white or dark chocolate better?
Idk.

Would you rather eat a bowl of plain white rice or a can of cold soup?
Rice.

If you had the option to go ice skating or roller blading, which would you pick?
Rollerblading.

(Source: destr0ysociety)